On the holiday of Purim, it is customary to perform parodies in the spirit ofnahafochu – a holiday-specific concept of opposites. That’s because the thirteenth day of Adar was supposed to be the date when all of the Jewish people were killed but was ironically the day when they were not only saved but the villain (Haman) who plotted their destruction, was himself killed.
This is the essence ofnahafochu.
Hopefully, big tech won’t censor this blatant (or is it) parody as ‘fake.’ If they don’t, that will also be a type of ‘Purim miracle’ in its own right: The following is technically parody, but for those of you following what’s going on in the world, there is a lot of truth to it:
Former Vice President “sleepy” Joe Biden told reporters on Thursday that Russia must be sanctioned for invading Ukraine. Still, Iran is to be embraced for their imminent nuclear attack on Israel.
The vegetable in chief made the comments on the eve of the signing of the Iran nuclear deal in which the “evil” Russia that he has sanctioned and threatened to attack is suddenly the most trustworthy broker for the most blood-thirsty country in the Middle East and their journey to acquire nuclear missiles that they plan on launching at Israel.
In a statement to the press, the former VP, who was assisted up the stairs by his wife who claims to be a doctor, said, “what, fat, the kremlin bad but you got the uhh…I better not say it.”
His son Hunter Biden, who can tap into his father’s babble-language when in a crack-induced high, told members of the press that Biden called on the world to “sanction big bad Russia and let Iran get nukes.”
In another statement, the drowsy president mumbled: “Russia bad guys, Iran bad too, Russia give Iran nuke, not my business.”
A seemingly confused president then asked where he was and “why are all these microphones here?”
His wife, who may or may not be a doctor, proceeded to inject him with what she said was caffeine which caused Biden to jolt before passing out on the floor of the Oval Office.
The Islamic Republic thanked Biden for letting them get nukes to launch at Israel, to which Biden responded: “Wait. what did I do?” before stumbling into a wheelchair only to fall out of it moments later.
At that point, Kamala Harris, otherwise known as the “Vashti of Washington” (it’s in the Megillah), proceeded to read the alleged president a bed-time story called ‘The little president who kept on forgetting.”
At one point, a pack of male hyenas entered the White House after mistaking Vice President Kamala Harris’ cackle for a mating call.
